人生三千事，或喜或悲或平淡，
尽在泯然一笑间。
每一天的存在，都是一个奇迹；
每一天的重复，都是一份收获；
每一份的平淡，都值得微微一笑。
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朋友圈的搞笑句子
小时候我爸总是苦口婆心地教育我：“不求你成龙成凤，只希望你长大做个好人。”现在，我已经被7749个女生夸奖是个好人，我爸终于实现了他的愿望。
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When I was a child, my dad always patiently taught me, "I don't want you to become Jackie Chan or a phoenix, I just hope you grow up to be a good person." Now, I have been praised as a good person by 7749 girls, and my dad has finally fulfilled his wish.
“很多人担心照片泄露会引起不必要的麻烦，我就从来不需要担心，我p过的自拍我亲妈都不认识。”
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"Many people are worried that leaked photos may cause unnecessary trouble, so I never need to worry. I don't even know my own mother when I took selfies."
每天喝八杯水很难，但是喝八杯奶茶，只需要你一句“我请你喝”。
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Drinking eight cups of water every day is difficult, but drinking eight cups of milk tea only requires you to say "I'll treat you to it.".
“谈恋爱真的麻烦，不过最近太顺了，想找点麻烦。”
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"Dating can be really troublesome, but things have been going too smoothly lately. I want to find some trouble."
“我是迪士尼公主，说不上一模一样吧，但最起码是毫不相干。”
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"I'm a Disney princess. It's not exactly the same, but at least it's irrelevant."
“安慰别人一套一套的，安慰自己只想绳子一套。”
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"Comfort others one by one, comfort oneself with only one set of ropes."
“你说有苹果肌的女孩笑起来很自然，难道有安卓机的女孩笑起来就很卡？”
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"You said that the girls with apple muscles laugh naturally. Is it true that the girls with Android machines laugh too laggy?"
“如果夜里不能吃东西，那冰箱里为什么会有灯呢？”
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"If you can't eat at night, why is there a light in the refrigerator?"
“最近因为长相的原因，非常难过甚至很自卑，因为别人老跟我说，长得好看的没一个好东西。”
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"Recently, due to my appearance, I have been very sad and even insecure, because others always tell me that there is not a good thing that looks good."
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